May 2012
Just letting y'all know I'm still around.
Just buried.
under a mountain of homework.
that keeps getting larger.
April 2012
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I think I’m going to hell for this but what if there was a porno named...
– THAT Friend
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THAT Friend.
Me: Sweet Baby Jesus on a biscuit!
THAT Friend: a soggy biscuit! :D
Me: no
no
no
NO
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I love TMI
Oh wait.
No I don’t.
[[MORE]]
This girl who’s sitting with me at the table.
So she started by asking about my sexual orientation (the first time I’ve actually been able to answer this question honestly actually.) and somehow that turned into her talking about all the threesomes she’s had now she’s going into way too much detail about her personal problems. And...
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Dear Teacher:
Please don’t make jokes about suicide.
ktnx,
Karamazova.
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TEA RULES.
siansheep:
My understanding of tea etiquette in Britain is:
OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.
IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA....
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Karamazova is made of lions, wood, and leadership.... →
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tcregan replied to your link: Since you are bored, Vee, here’s a fanfic for you!
oh god why did you do that
I’m cackling over here.
I’d post a picture of said cackling, but my frog hat is all the way over there and I can’t reach it without stretching.
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Since you are bored, Vee, here's a fanfic for you! →
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I apologize.
I’m done with Reformation puns.
FOR NOW
I can't come up with a Wycliff pun, though.
Nothing’s working for me.
:/
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WHY DID MARTIN LUTHER FEEL ILL?
HE WAS ON A DIET OF WORMS.
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a-wild-montesquieu-appears replied to your post: WHAT DID MARTIN LUTHER GET WHEN HE SHEARED HIS FLOCK OF SHEEP?
YOU ARE WAY TOO FUNNY AT THIS HOUR OF THE MORNING/I AM WAY TOO EASILY MADE TO LAUGH AT THIS HOUR OF THE MORNING/I LIKE PUNS TOO MUCH WHATEVER. ;D
I made these up last night while working on my essay.
And laughed loudly to myself.
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dohohohoho Reformation puns are the best!
Thomas More hated William Tyndale….with a BURNING passion.
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THOMAS MORE WAS IMOREAL
THAT’S WHY THEY CHOPPED OFF HIS HEAD.
TURNS OUT HE WAS MORETAL.
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MARTIN LUTHER MADE A JIGSAW PUZZLE. HOW MANY...
95 PIECES.
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WHAT DID MARTIN LUTHER GET WHEN HE SHEARED HIS...
95 FLEECES
tcregan started following you
tcregan:
inspectorkaramazova:
jeanvaljeans:
asd;fjkl; perfection following me halp
TC
WHY IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO FOLLOW MRS. WAFFLESON?
MRS. WAFFLESON IS A BADASS.
A
BADASS.
Don’t yell at me! ;_;
I don’t know? I heard about her and and and she started following me and then I realized she wasn’t a bitchskankhoface like you (Because there’s only room for one maggot-hater on the dash...
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tcregan started following you
jeanvaljeans:
asd;fjkl; perfection following me halp
TC
WHY IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO FOLLOW MRS. WAFFLESON?
MRS. WAFFLESON IS A BADASS.
A
BADASS.
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jeanvaljeans:
inspectorkaramazova:
hollydaz3:
Whenever I think of Judas I think of a really attractive man… I guess that is kinda bad though because Judas is a bad ass…
Now whenever I think of Judas, I picture him in the leather jacket from the 2000 movie version.
Even when reading the Bible.
I guess I’m weird.
Whenever I think Judas now I think Josh Young because he is literally the...
hollydaz3:
Whenever I think of Judas I think of a really attractive man… I guess that is kinda bad though because Judas is a bad ass…
Now whenever I think of Judas, I picture him in the leather jacket from the 2000 movie version.
Even when reading the Bible.
I guess I’m weird.
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tcregan:
vlajean:
tcregan replied to your post: it’s nice because i can change my icon whenever i…
I’ve known you for months and under so many URLs. I think I could guess who you were on your posts alone. … I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU!
haha i think it’s called rampant lack of capitalization more like
What are you talking about? You’re the harbinger of good grammar.
Can the word harbinger be...
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tcregan replied to your post: Wow, tumblr seems deadish tonight.
Cause you missed the drama llama passing by earlier. Hi though.
yeah, I saw a bit of that on my dash. No idea what really went down.
I always miss the drama.
Unless I start it.
Wow, tumblr seems deadish tonight.
watsonses:
when people call the monster “frankenstein”
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EXPLAIN YOUR WHOLE TUMBLR IN ONE GIF.
vlajean:
thetardisrunsoncoffee:
justmargaret:
skip-rope-intestines:
crepsley:
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It’s Valjean, not ValJean.
GOD GUYS GET YOUR PUNCTUATION RIGHT.
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onomatopoesie:
inspectorkaramazova:
onomatopoesie started following you
HI.
You are number 70.
I feel special now :)
#your frog hat told me to follow you
If I ever get tumblr-famous…I wonder if people will stand in long lines, begging me to let them touch the frog hat.